Do You Feel Safe?
Probably not with Janet Napolitano at the helm. Case in point – the House Homeland Security Committee was holding a hearing about the “Christmas bombing plot”. Secretary Napolitano, who had earlier claimed that “the system worked”, failed to show. According to some sources, she sent her deputy in her place deciding to spend her time meeting in her office with an unspecified group from a think-tank. Congress was miffed. Here is the head of Homeland Security blowing off a hearing on what could have been a major event on her watch. Furthermore, she originally gave the excuse that she was too tied from a trip to Europe which she returned from two days prior to the hearing. More coming from the Obama Amateur Hour.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.