For those of you who have had to view our site through Skweezer or other means lately, we are back. You can go back to viewing us in our unexpurgated majesty.

For the rest of you, who have no idea what your Czar is talking about, the Volgi used an embedded image to Google maps in a recent post. Thanks to sloppy coding by Google, the embedded link tried to wrestle window control away from some browsers, and caused some browers to crash…as well as horrified emails to us as to whether it was their computer going berserk or some foolhardy attempt by the Mandarin to get an Ubuntu version of Flash working.

The offending post by the Volgi has now wrapped to the archives, so you can return to visit our main page with confidence.

The offending posts by ‘Puter, of course, continue without interruption.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.