’Puter-style parenting
On the other hand, as we’re all parents (a couple even of daughters), one suspects the Gormogons are emotively, if not perhaps legally, in this guy’s corner:
“I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my daughter,” Kelly said.
Where would that happen? Florida, of course.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.