What Vexes the Mid-Atlantic
Courtesy of Slashdot and PBS, there is a show going on at the American Folk Art museum in New York featuring the works of Wilson Bentley. It’s probably not a name that you would recognize from the art world largely due to his subjects were captured as microphotographs. Mr. Bentley’s subjects were snowflakes. To take a gander at a few and learn a bit more watch the video below.
Of course, as we consider their beauty, remember what billions upon billions of these flakes have wrought upon the metro-DC area.
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