Back by popular demand, it’s the Gormogons’ Ides of March Memorial Slaughterrama. Twenty men (women, cartoon characters, whatever) enter, one leaves! This year, you’ll be able to help us out in resurrecting two teams from the slagheap to keep the tourney going. GorT’s transdimensional mathematics and temporally-displaced unclarity on “alive” versus “dead” have produced the following tournament model. And so we’ll need candidates for raising from their Essential Saltes. Just remember: Doe not call up any that ye cannot put downe.

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Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.