Confucius* says, I don’t want to blow your mind, cats and kittens, but you know the story the Czar is commenting on, where some liberal Democrats walked through a crowd of Tea Partiers and came out claiming they’d been spat upon and called nasty slurs, yet there appears to be no evidence that it actually happened?

Ok, not to go through the looking glass, people, but please ask yourself why high-profile liberal Democrats are walking through the Tea Partiers, rather than being driven in through the Capitol Police-controlled entrance points? Do you think it might be in the hope that the Evil Redneck Racist Teabaggers® would be driven into paroxysms of Hate® and start throwing around The N Word®, etc.? And then when it didn’t happened, they decided to go along with the story anyway, because they knew the media would buy into the narrative?

Nah.

*For those who came in late: Confucius is the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi.
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Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.