Re: Taxpayer Funded Abortion
Gormogon operative D.T., fresh off his St. Patrick’s Day parade stint in Belfast, writes in concerning ‘Puter’s earlier post on liberal orthodoxy on abortion.
I’m sure you’ve already read this, since Taranto is no doubt an operative of yours. But, in the strange case that you haven’t, let me post (verbatim) a posting from the WSJ’s Best of the Web Today:
[Snip. Read the post here, as it’s lengthy. It may also be time limited, so read quickly.]
Puter, I know they’re fond of killin’ babies, don’t get me wrong. But are they actually suggesting that it’s good to murder babies because it’s fucking CHEAPER?? How the F*** [asterisks ‘Puter-inserted] can anyone think that way?
Welcome to our world, D.T. As Friend of the Gormogons Jonah Goldberg wrote in Liberal Fascism (now in paperback!), eugenics is primarily a product of the left, not the right. Planned Parenthood patron saint Margaret Sanger was an unrepentant eugencist, believing that abortion was an acceptable method to thin the ranks of the undesirables (e.g., Blacks, Jews, non-liberals, etc.), even against their will. Today’s pro-abortion Democrats are merely following in Ms. Sanger’s footsteps.
And, like Israel on the Dubai targeted killing, your Gormogons will neither confirm nor deny that Mr. Taranto is now or was at any time an operative.
Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.
’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.
The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.
His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.
He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.
Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.
‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.