So, yeah, we know Luc Besson. “Pleaze, Messieurs les Gormogôgnes, let me just take a few of ze pictures around ze Château Gormogônne. Eet ees zhust for mon ome meuvies.” More the fool us, we say “ok.” Well, not all of us. He basically just kept buying the Czar and Ghettoputer absinthe down at the Leaping Peacock and got their signatures on the release. What’s worse than dropping footage from our castle into your feature film? Getting the Czar and ’Puter loaded on absinthe. We’re still paying off legal and medical bills, not to mention the lawsuits.

Anyway, you kids are always clamoring for some more insight into what it’s like around Castle G. So we got Luc to let us show this here. We’re not telling what he shot around here, but feel free to guess. Somewhere in the background, you might catch Sleestak hosing off Dat Ho after he wandered into some ectoplasm your Volgi was monkeying with.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.