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Yes, it seems that we are once again redesigning the $100 bill. About time, too, because the last major redesign happened only a couple years ago.
New anti-counterfeiting measures will consist of a microlensed security ribbon and vanishing Liberty Bell. Full 3D capability and Digital 7.1 SurroundSound are also standard, as is an HDMI port so that you can view your bills in 1080p on a BluRay player.
Secretary Geithner estimates that the new technologies incorporated into the bill will cost the American taxpayers approximately $155 per C-note.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.