57 Channels And There’s Something On
Someone is doing something right at a number of the cable TV channels like USA, TNT, FX and TBS. These networks, USA in particular, are airing solid shows. By year end, the USA network will be airing seven original episodes. Many of them favorites on the GorTivo and sometimes many of the Gormogons gather around the 70-inch ultra-plasma TV in the Castle’s theater to watch a show together. With shows like Burn Notice, Royal Pains, White Collar, In Plain Sight and a newcomer starting this summer, Covert Affairs*, the network has a solid lineup that rivals and surpasses much of the tripe on traditional broadcast networks.
This is probably not new news to many of our readers. But I want to throw out two ideas to ponder.
First, are the parent companies (like NBC, FOX, etc.) savvy enough that they are distributing shows between the cable and “broadcast” channels they own in an attempt to maintain viewers and possibly reduce the impact of video-on-demand services, Netflix, and other sources of televised entertainment? Maybe. Although, one would wonder why the more appealing shows (at least in my opinion) air on the cable networks. Sure, there’s a number of amusing and intriguing shows on broadcast TV but I don’t think it’s proportionally distributed. Maybe the thought is that the broadcast channels have broader viewership and American, in general, enjoys tripe (Temptation Island, The Bachelor, etc.) more than these smarter shows? Ok, onto number two.
Second, a friend suggested that he wouldn’t be surprised if there were back-channel encouragements by elements within the United States’ Intelligence Community for some of these shows. In particular Burn Notice, Covert Affairs, and White Collar – in part to help with recruiting by putting an amusing, light or positive spin on these agencies and in part, to more generally spin a positive feeling about the groups and the work they do. This has been done in the past: Top Gun resulted in an increase in naval aviator applications, Backdraft for firefighters, etc. So maybe he’s onto something. I’m not sure I fully buy into it. But it is food for thought.
* Note that Covert Affairs co-stars Christopher Gorham who starred in the interesting, but faulted, Harper’s Island – hopefully, he’ll do a better job here. I don’t watch Uncle Betty so I’m not sure of his performance on that show.
Note that the tag is an inside joke among a number of us – again, if you don’t get it, get over it. I’ll try to avoid more than two inside jokes in a week in the future.

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