Царь наш, of course the North Koreans didn’t figure out nuclear fusion this week. Kim Jong-Il discovered fusion as a child of four and never again did physics, lest lesser scientists be intimidated by his world-conquering genius which additionally explains the most scientific and revolutionary fundamental political mode under socialism in the era of independence and its politics of ardent love for the country, the nation and the people and the most powerful and dignified politics of independence. And it explains the principle of putting the army ahead of the working class, which was set forth for the first time in history, and the validity of the new viewpoint on the main force of the revolution, comparing them with the preceding theories.

Q.E.D.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.