Evidently, not all of you realize that you can actually come tour our Castle! There is so much to do and see here that you might not want to leave! And if you go wandering through our basement, frankly, you … Continue reading →
The Царица was out driving yesterday (on May Day) and spotted the 1970s Eco Flag, flying ironically next to an American Flag. “When was the last time you saw one of those?” she asked. Good question. The flag was flying … Continue reading →
Look out citizens of the imagined Free World. The Volgi, Mandarin, and the Czar will be gathering in the Chicago area on Tuesday for something…well, something truly awful. We cannot believe you just asked if alcohol will be involved. The … Continue reading →
That’s right, today is May 1st, or May Day for all of our progressive, socialist, communist, maoist, union, and illegal alien friends that are protesting across the country today. This is the day that these enlightened souls “celebrate” the worker … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin would like to share this news alert that he received from the National Rifle Association… Mayor Daley Insults America In Pre-McDonald Ploy Friday, April 30, 2010 Fearful that America’s Supreme Court will soon strike down Chicago’s handgun ban, … Continue reading →
Rejoice, followers and bastard non-followers! The Mandarin has released one of his many, famous mind control applications as an iPhone app! With a couple of taps, you can direct your iPhone toward anyone and seize control of their mind. It … Continue reading →
