Just a brief personal gripe. At GorT’s church, we have two transepts, each have a vestibule area leading to the outdoors. These vestibules are like airlocks, in that they have outer doors, the vestibule itself and inner doors that open to the church. Note to all the latecomers to church (and by this I mean anyone who comes in after the entrance hymn where someone has closed the inner door from being propped open): re-close the inner door when you come through! Don’t leave it propped open to either blind those of us in the pews, or distract the priest (as the light from one side reflects right towards the priest’s chair), or let cold/hot air in/out of the church. You are late – be aware and cognizant of what’s going on. It should be apparent when you see GorT (seriously, how can you miss an 8′ tall silver robot?) repeatedly closing the door (like I did this morning….three times!).

And, as a side note personal opinion: if you are just arriving at church after the petitions, I’m happy that you’re attending Mass, but it might be better next time to just wait for the next Mass. Or might I suggest looking here?  The sad thing is that some of these folks are the same ones leaving immediately after receiving Communion.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.