Sigh.
Your Czarness:
Apropos of ‘Puter’s instruction to forward comments on his recent post to you, I wished to pass along the observation regarding Mr. Faisal’s Shazad’s unsuccessful attempt to wreak mayhem on the populace: His explosive device “faisalled.”
With extreme apologies. / erc
Very well. As long as the apologies were sincere.
People evidently listen to ‘Puter. Let us quickly find a Bible to see if this is cause for long-term worry.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.