You’re Holding It Wrong
So the ‘net is all a-buzz about the new iPhone4. AT&T stores are swamped this morning (seriously, I saw a line outside one as I drove into the office) as rumors circulate that new shipments of the phones have arrived. Well, maybe. Maybe the lines are to address some of the concerns that are mounting regarding the new phone. First, let me be clear – this version of the iPhone was dramatically overhauled including the hardware, enclosure, firmware and operating system. Anytime a company tackles changes of that breadth, there are bound to be problems – both perceived and real. However, there seems to be a serious flaw with the radio reception.
The response from the CEO and others at Apple has been, “you’re holding it wrong.” Now, some devices do recommend correct handling, but the incorrect positioning that is causing the issues seems a natural one that Apple should have considered in testing. In fact, people have caught Steve Jobs and Apple advertisments incorrectly holding the phone. Unfortunately, this would appear to be a crucial design flaw at the hardware level. Hopefully, Apple will come up with some solution because the Droid phones continue to nip at their heels in the market.

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