Gormogon operative FR writes in:

I just got a nice little email from Senator Warner letting me know he was looking out for little ole me by supporting the Financial reform bill. I was so comforted to know I had someone is looking out for my financial wellbeing that I felt compelled to respond.

Like I’m going to believe adding more inane laws and Government bureaucracy is really going to thwart corruption. That’s laughable. Let’s spend more tax dollars on new agencies so Government employees can watch porn on their computers while existing laws are being violated. Oh, wait, we already did that and it created the first financial crisis. You guys are freakin geniuses capable of saving us from evil Wall Street. Thanks for nothing but more inept Government detailed in three thousand pages of crap.

Wish I could redirect my tax dollars to a “keep congress out of session” fund. Now that would save money and facilitate economic growth.”

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.