Re: Dr. J.
Well, any good conspiracy is ipso facto ours, and any really bad one—like every single one of the 9/11 conspiracies—are the work of chuckleheads with no affiliation to us.
The Czar confesses some degree of naughty involvement here. In fact, the Czar has been paying for decades to have engraving errors put into things. You should see what he has done to Stanley Cup, for crying out loud.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.