More Well-Wishes For the Big Guy
DT writes in:
Yeah, sure, a “spinal” implant. We all know that ‘Puter’s been pining for pectoral implants ever since he lost the castle flex-off to the Mandy
This is pretty much the case, and sorry that DT was there to see it. Of course, ‘Puter lost because the judges went with quality over quantity of skin tissue.
And, yeah, ‘Puter is also looking at a collagen implant in his lip as well as pec implants on his made quest to be the first totally bald and muscular male Angelina Jolie. It is, we agree, a strange goal, but ‘Puter’s court-ordered psychiatrists agree he needs to have one. No matter what.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.