Dems: Don’t Vote For Us. We Stink!
This is totally true.
The Czar received this flyer in the mail last week. Thanks to the Capitol Fax Blog for scanning it in so we did not have to.
That awful Mark Kirk! What a terrible conservative. He is, swear to God, just as bad as a Democrat!.
Curious, the Czar flipped it over. And there, in the return address are, were the words Paid for by…the Lake County Democratic Party.
Are the Democrats this totally stupid?
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.