Hey, the Gormogons are very happy you are here visiting with us today. You all come here literally by the thousands. And many of you probably wonder how real the emails are that we get (see numerous examples below).

Actually, they are all real. We also get a bunch that we do not publish, but we do try to respond to as many as we can.

If you haven’t done so already, drop us a line. Our addresses are to the left. No, your other left. You can say hi to any one of us (pick your favorite), because we are happy to pass on good news or bad to the others as needed.

If you are responding to a specific post, though, it really does help if you email the guy who wrote it. The Czar cannot tell you how many emails he gets for stuff ‘Puter writes, and vice-versa. All around, actually. Sigh.

But if you are emailing us, know a couple things: we never publish any email if you ask us not to. Also, we never ever ever ever ever reveal your name, or where you are from, or anything that will identify you to the moonbat crazy folk out there. We understand, absolutely.

So what the heck. Send any one of us an email. Love to hear from ya.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.