The Los Angeles Times has a story today covering how bad the Democrats look going into the mid-term elections. Odd, the Czar thought, because the Mainstream Media has been pretty hushed up about this fact. As he read the story, … Continue reading →
‘Puter absently wonders why, in the case of the criminal trials of the Guantanamo detainees, the federal prosecutors haven’t charged the defendants with hate crimes as well. What better way to show the theatre de l’absurde that the Obama administration’s … Continue reading →
In a poorly worded (‘Puter charitably assumes) editorial today, the NYT states that Uganda should be internationally shunned should it pass proposed legislation imposing the death sentence for homosexual behavior. Apparently, mere lifetime imprisonment for homosexual behavior would be OK … Continue reading →
Bret Stephens in today’s WSJ puts his finger on an issue that’s been bothering ‘Puter for some time now. Namely, how does a society that refuses to identify and destroy evil continue to exist? The short answer is that it … Continue reading →
…the Gormogons gave to me: Eleven Volgi Weaponsten ‘Puters singing nine dancing Czars eight sex milking hits seven GorTs a’ traveling six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree … Continue reading →
And so the world’s tallest building has opened in Dubai. Named the Burj Dubai Khalifa—which the Volgi will insist be spelled برج خليفة—the building so tall that you could take the top two buildings in Chicago (the Sears Willis Tower … Continue reading →
Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton says, “When you’re President of the United States, you’ve got to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.” To the Czar’s knowledge, this is the first public admission by the Obama … Continue reading →
The Czar is beginning to wonder what the Obama administration lacks more: basic financial competence or an interest in the American taxpayer. Each news story makes it harder to choose which evil is the greater one. Here is yet another … Continue reading →
If he’s not, the White House press office better have a good excuse for releasing this photo: Via Ed Driscoll. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →…the Gormogons gave to me: Ten ‘Puters Singingnine dancing Czars eight sex milking hits seven GorTs a’ traveling six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree We all have our … Continue reading →
SC writes back, with everything you could want to know about ADHD. Is this impressive, or what? Thank you for your kind words on your blog! Just wanted to offer some more detailed thoughts on the issue, since you asked… … Continue reading →
NEW YORK, Dec. 31 (UPI) — A prominent Abraham Lincoln historian in New York says an activist who claims the 16th president was gay admitted to him the story was fabricated.…The Post said [Larry] Kramer, who also has claimed President … Continue reading →
Mrs. MC, the esteemed SC PhD, writes in to say: I’m writing to let you know of something much more important: The ongoing victimization of UK criminals who failed to have their ADHD diagnosed before they were thrown in the … Continue reading →
…the Gormogons gave to me: Nine dancing Czarseight sex milking hits seven GorTs a’ traveling six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree Of course everyone is expecting this post … Continue reading →
So, Dat Ho finds this sketch in the newspaper today. Apparently you are supposed to draw it to see how you might fare in art school. Dat asks us if we would be interested in trying. Here’s the Draw Me … Continue reading →
Writes old hand Edward Djerejian: First, there was the overthrow of the shah of Iran by the Ayatollah Khomeini. Second, there was the takeover of the Grand Mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, by a group of Islamic extremists. And third, … Continue reading →
Remember Kurt Westergaard? He’s the Danish cartoonist who drew a basically unfunny caricature of Muḥammad back in 2006 that inflamed the Muslim world. Worse caricatures have been directed at every other religion, but Muslims tend to be pretty severe about … Continue reading →
Public transportation is taking a hit as part of the economic downturn. Ridership is down, funding from state and local municipalities has been reduced. The Stimulus money a/k/a the Federal bailout of failed state budgets isn’t sufficient to help keep … Continue reading →
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is Bob Costas of NBC Sports, and we are delighted to have today, following our Winter Classic where the Bruins of Boston just defeated the Flyers of Philadelphia, 2 to 1, in overtime, a special interview … Continue reading →
Stephen Flynn of the Washington Post writes a pseudo-authoritative opinion piece entitled 5 Myths About Keeping America Safe From Terrorism. No, the Czar will not go into the details of his argument, as you can simply read the supplied link. … Continue reading →
…the Gormogons gave to me: Eight sex milking hitsseven GorTs a’ traveling six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree We check our web server logs pretty regularly – they … Continue reading →
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →The Czar, on behalf of the billions of Gormogon members worldwide—and in particular Confucius (your Œcumenical Volgi), Ghettoputer, the Mandarin, and GorTechie—shall wish for you a very happy new year…even if for you, personally, 2009 was an awesome year, we … Continue reading →
