The Band Kicks It
Maybe you done seen this. Maybe you not.
University of Hawaii’s Rainbow Warriors marching band decided last December to mix things up a little. This is something that the vast and powerful computational systems of the Mandarin could choreograph.
Of course, if the Mandarin did it, he would have used Tcho-Tchos, not band members. And almost certainly, they would have sprinted toward the stands, jumped up into the crowds, and started eating people. That, too, would be a memorable video but for tragically different reasons.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.