So Pamela Anderson “told FOX411′s Pop Tarts in an exclusive interview before she hosted Bacardi & Willis & Woy Sports Group Dallas Superbash on Friday night” that America’s kids today would be more prone to resist the temptation of illegal immigration better if they actually worked in manual labor for a while. Her point was that we wouldn’t rely on an illegal workforce so much if children learned to respect manual labor for the august tradition it is and do it themselves.

The Czar is not amazed that Ms. Anderson would have such an interesting opinion. The Czar’s amazement is that something this poignant would be a topic produced by someone name Pop Tarts prior to some event called the Bacardi & Willis & Woy Sports Group Dallas Superbash.

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The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.