Military Squirmish
So it seems Sarah Palin had another moment of refudiation, when she used the malapropism squirmish to describe our actions in Libya. Or rather, Obamas reluctance to call it a war.
Some accounts have it sounding like a deliberate play on words, but other sources seem to show she slipped up.
Imagine the Czars lack of surprise when he found the Chicago Sun-Times Richard Roeper dedicating a third of his daily feature column to the mistake. But wait.
As the Czar read, his jaw slackened. Roeper was acknowledging that people would be ripping into her (and that some conservatives vehemently defending her), but suggested that the word was perfect, especially in her usage of it to describe Obamas explanation for Libya.
Roeper says that the word should be recognized as legitimate, and proposed the definition as a military action you dont really want to describe as a war, and will therefore go to any ridiculous extreme to describe it as anything else.
Wow. That is good. Like Mr. Roeper, the Czar intends to use it. Sadly, he will probably get to use it a lot.

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.