Chicken McFajita* - The Gormogons

Dr. J is en fuego with his contributions today. It should be noted that this post arrived in my email box at 10am EDT today:

Dear GorT,
Not long after ObamaCare was signed into law, a cavalcade of corporations including McDonalds requested waivers. These companies offered affordable, albeit not comprehensive, health insurance plans that their employees participated in. These affordable plans were to be made extinct by the health care law, resulting in companies, such as McDonalds, moving away from offering health insurance to its employees and choosing the penalty (aka the ‘not-a-tax’) as it would be less expensive than the approved plans.
The Chicken McNuggets, to paraphrase the Reverend Wright, have come home to roost for ObamaCare. The legion of unemployed have flocked to McDonalds this week in hopes of obtaining one of 50,000 jobs being offered.
Dr. J seriously doubts that that many jobs would be offered if McDonalds was not granted the waiver. Alternatively they would have offered jobs that did not offer health insurance. Either way, it is clear that being exempted from the strictures of ObamaCare would help to unchain the economy from the shackles of recession.
Perhaps this example can lend to the chorus of reasons why repeal of ObamaCare is critical to economic recovery.
Best,
Dr. J.
Royal Surgeon to the Gormogons

Apparently others have latched onto Dr. J’s point and due to time traveling, I missed posting this earlier. ObamaCare needs to be trashed – the “exemptions” are a joke and the costs are going to pile on to the already massive tax we’re passing onto our children in the form of the debt. Obama’s approval rating is the lowest yet with a Gallup poll putting his rating at 41% (some have it as high as 47% but neither are good, and both are down from the start of the year).

Finally, this isn’t going to be a solution in the future. There is no reason why McDonald’s can’t cut 20-30% of its workforce and go with a self-checkout kiosk model.

* The title of this post is a total inside joke between a few of the Gormogons and you’ll just have to accept that it’s amusing to us. Period.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.