Go Outside And Play!
Thanks to GorT’s time travel skillz, the Czar was just watching Diary of a Middle-Aged Kid IX: Mid-Life Crisis last night (the scene with Greg getting busted with that shemale Thai hooker is hysterical), when he found out that Muscovy is enjoying 90-degree sunshine today.
So he flipped off the Ultra-Ray player (actually, you just nod at it), threw some laundry in a bag, and drove back to Muscovy last night from the Castle. The boys are happy to see the very old man, and the Царица is making sandwiches. We are all going on a hike to Starved Rock to see some waterfalls before they dry up for the season.
See you all tomorrow.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.