In-n-Out Campaign
To follow up on Dr. J’s previous post, you can count GorT Out as well. However, I’ll fully support the DNC and President Obama to pursue this meme. I can picture the bumperstickers and tag lines now:
- INcapable
- INcompetent
- INoverHisHead
One could try the counter as well:
- OUTclassed by INSERT CANDIDATE HERE
- OUTdone
- Obama is OUT of his league
Plus, IN would cater to the mantle of being the leftist elite “In Crowd” (cue the Ramsay Lewis Trio) which I doubt would be helpful. Yes, the sheeple (love that term, Dr. J!) would flock to it as most want or desire to be accepted. However, I don’t know that this will be something they want to be involved with as the campaign rolls on.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.