I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this and maybe it’s just me but the news reports are all over the place with regards to how the mission to get bin Laden was coordinated and executed.  For example, we’ve heard he was armed then the White House “clarified” that to say that he wasn’t armed.  We’ve heard a whole range of the number of people in the compound.  And so forth.  I don’t know if we are attributing this to the excitement of successfully executing a dangerous and complicated mission or if it’s this administration’s naïveté when it comes to coordinating the public face to an administration’s decision.  If it’s the former, then I’d recommend that the administration take a page from the more classy athletes and act as if they’ve been there before.  It’s a hard mission, but we’re a smart, savvy and technologically advanced country, we have, can and will do it.  If it’s the latter (naïveté), then someone better circle the wagons and get the story straight as it’s blowing a hole in the thought that we’re a smart, savvy and technologically advanced country.  Just a thought.

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