Exclusive: Mission Op Photos
Well, the Czar’s okhrana was able to obtain mission pictures that neither the Press nor the White House want to show you. Here they are, along with the comments we received.
So like, here’s the guys on the team just after we finished breakfast. Eggs again! Yuk!!!
Eddie, and you remember me telling you about Chuck? The guy with the smoking hot girlfriend? Here he is! We are waiting for the car to pick us up.
Ned and Josiah catch up on some cool gossip about the Royal Wedding. Nah, we didn’t stay up. Did you? Dean, who is super cool, looks on. His brother owns a Corvette.
Blackhawks are kewl! <3 em. Here comes our ride! Somebody said we’re going to Pakistan! Never been there! Gotta grab a T-shirt.
Alas, there were about 124 of those. Not sure the okhrana was clear on what you wanted to see. We will get back to you when we get the better pics.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.