Premillennial dispensationalism and scriptural crypto-mathematics? No, thanks. The elderly Johnny Cash from the haunted heart of American low-church Protestantism, oh, God, yes.

All but the last of these (and some even better tracks not on YouTube) are available on My Mother’s Hymn Book, placed for your convenience here in the Emporium Gormogonicum.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.