The Amateur Hour Continues
What about Syria? That’s the cry you’ll start hearing in the news soon. Likely on Fox News and a few others quietly, but it’ll come soon. For those not in the know, in the last two months there have been over 1,000 deaths of “uprisers” in Syria at the hands of Syrian Security Forces. Reports convey stories of tanks, snipers and shelling being used by the Syrian government against the opposition. Human rights groups have claimed that over 25 children have died directly at the hands of the Syrian forces. But there’s no NATO push for immediate “kinetic action”. President Obama hasn’t launched a single strike against the country in order to slow or impede the attrocities.
But GorT, why attack the President on the “kinetic action” in Libya and then, in essence, attack his non-action with regards to Syria? Simply put, consistency in message and action. If we are to take the President’s rationale for participating in the NATO action at face value, we should be able to make the same case for our involvement in Syria. But there are some roadbumps with that. First, the Russians have advised us to not take action in Syria as we did in Libya. They will use their UN Security Council veto powers to block any UN sanctioned action. Some believe that this is a pendulum-swing reaction to the Libya effort – where some feel that NATO went too far in trying to protect a sovreign nation’s citizens from brutality. Second, Obama is in a precarious position. His stated “plan” for Libya was to participate for “days, not weeks” in the “kinetic action”. One might argue that launching missile-carrying drones is kinetic action. As mentioned before, the House had two bills (with one passing) caling for the White House to explain itself per the War Powers Resolution. “When our interests and values are at stake, we have a responsibility to actAmericans are doubting the decision and beginning to question it in the face of the killings in Syria. Nuances of a UN veto are lost on the general public and consistency reigns. This is only exacerbated by the lack of clear messaging coming from the White House with regards to both situations. Third, it gets more complicated now that assertions are coming from Israel that al-Assad is paying farmers to encroach the Israeli border with Syria.

Of course, you could don your tin foil hat and buy into the “we went into Iraq and Libya for the oil” conspiracy theories but I think it’s easier to just understand that (1) Obama’s decree that he would lead the most transparent administration is a joke – it’s not even clear what his plan is (if it exists) for Libya and (2) we will continue to experience the Obama Amateur Hour with more thrills like this. Next up: Yemen.

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