Boehner vs. Kucinich
Speaker Boehner out maneuvered Rep. Kucinich (D-OH) this week in Congress. The topic: Libya and the U.S. involvement in the NATO action. Kucinich put forward H.Con.Res. 51 which invokes the withdrawal provision in the War Powers Resolution and pushes for the United States to withdraw from the NATO action. I’m sure our allies in NATO would love that. More rationally, Rep. Boehner put forward H. Res. 292 which mandates that the White House provide Congress with details of the Libya mission to include a cost estimate for the action and a justification for the United States’ involvement. Uh oh. Well, we know that the President and his democrat buddies in Congress aren’t too good at cost estimates with the lack of focus on addressing last year’s budget and the mess of a budget that Obama presented for 2012. Boehner’s bill passed 268-145.
Where is the anti-war crowd now? We are into the third month of United States involvement in NATO’s Libya operations – a mission that the NATO Secretary believes (courtesy of a Der Spiegel interview) has no military solution and requires a political one – when President Obama assured the nation that our involvement would be “days to weeks, not months”. It must be ideology – clearly those supporters are ok with our 9.1% unemployment, a double dip housing crash looming, pork filled Stimulus bills, etc.
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