Now a rumor is out that Congressman Weiner can’t resign because he is afraid of how he will pay his bills. He has no money sources outside his $174,000 a year salary.

Really? His wife is working for free?

Regardless, let us translate this from Democrat world to real world. Mr. Green has a $30,000 a year job as a senior order filler at a warehouse. He decides to use the company computer to send out a rude photograph of himself to a would-be girlfriend, but accidentally leaves a copy of it on the mail server. HR calls him in, as well as his supervisor, and they ask for his resignation.

“But you can’t ask me to quit,” he says, “because I have bills to pay. So I will keep working here anyway.”

What happens next in the real world?

Does the Czar think the rumor is true? Well, the rumor assumes that the Congressman thinks the rules of obvious reality do not apply to him, and that he has no money left over with that paltry income to survive.

Yeah, that sure sounds like him.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.