More To Come?
Like you, the Czar is deeply saddened by the deaths of 80 people (most if not all were kids) in Norway.
There are some peculiar elements to the story. How could one person, armed with a small number of weapons, kill 80 people in a short period of time? How could one person armed with weapons travel to an island relatively unnoticed?
The police in Norway are mum on these details, but stay tuned. This story is going to get stranger, and unquestionably more horrifying, over the next few days. There is certainly more going on here than we might want to know.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.