South Sudan
The Gormogons would like to welcome the newest country to Earth: South Sudan. Her flag is pictured to the right.
Really, welcome! Especially after all you have been through. Of course, this changes nothing: the country of South Sudan was long ago carved up by the Gormogons, who gave the West Section to Operative DK, the Central Section to Operative NRF, and the East Section to Operative JL, each of whom will be deciding your fate for a long time under our direction.
So remember: welcome, again, but this changes nothing.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.