Elizabeth Warren vs. Apple
In a recent survey of iOS game developers, the top 20 percent of iOS game developers in terms of lifetime revenue are earning approximately 97 percent of all the game revenue made on the Apple App Store.
The top 1 percent of iOS game developers earn over a third of all iOS game revenue. While the bottom 80 percent of these developers are splitting a paltry 3 percent of all Apple App Store game revenue. Do you see the parallel yet? Let me reword it in terms that Dr. Warren can understand: the wealthiest 20% of iOS game developers on Apple’s App Store are raking in 97% of all the game revenue in that market and the top 1% is hogging over 33% of the revenue while the poor and middle class developers that try to scrape by only earning 3% of the revenue.
This is clearly unfair. I call on Dr. Warren, the democrat leadership in Congress and President Obama himself to immediately start work on a program that addresses this injustice. Clearly the iOS platform, the development APIs, the numerous coding examples and the hard work by Apple to build a common platform for these games was for the common good and these wealthy developers have benefited disproportionately to the rest. They can have their hunk of the profits, but they need to take a hunk of those profits and pay it forward to next kid developers struggling to make ends meet designing the next Angry Birds, PocketGod or DoodleJump.

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