All of a sudden, conservatives are supposed to be outraged that Herman Cain has been accused, in the past, of a settled matter of sexual harassment?

Oh, now it makes sense. See, the great thing about the Clinton presidency was that conservatives got all in a tither about the President fooling around on the job. Therefore, we should be equally condemning of Herman Cain—who, by the way, is in a statistical dead heat with Mitt Romney but is viewed by most as having tighter values than Mitt.

Unfortunately for the Left, they have elected to choose from their rapidly emptying bag of tricks the exact same methodology used to attack Clarence Thomas. And the Czar isn’t the only one who is suspicious of the similarity of attack methodology and, shall we say, skin color.

One hopes someone told Mr. Cain (and Mr. Romney, et al.) that things are going to get worse before they get better.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.