Occupy Kitchen Tile Column 3 Row 7
The ants came marching in to the kitchen, and bee-lined straight for the kitchen tile, third from the wall, seventh row down, in order to mop up some spilled soda.
When asked, the ants reported they were part of the 99% of ants who gather the food, as opposed to the unpleasantly greedy 1% who stay behind tending the eggs and guarding the queen. Down with the queen!
So there is solidarity with their OWS brethren? “Not really,” replied one ant, gesturing toward the sugary spill. “All of us know exactly why we’re here.”
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.