It’s sometimes a hard pill to swallow when someone as insightful and innovative in the business community pops the balloon of hope for Mr. Hope and Change.  In the pending authorized biography of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson, Jobs was harshly criticizing the President’s economic decisions.  Steve Jobs met with Obama in the fall of 2010 and said it was too difficult to build a factory in the United States, which led the company to build manufacturing plants in countries like China.  “You’re headed for a one-term presidency,” Jobs said to Obama.  Jobs also said teachers’ unions “crippled” the education system in the United States. Among his requests to Obama were an 11-month school schedule, school days that last until 6 p.m. and a merit-based system for employing and firing teachers.

Wow.  Too much regulation and red tape in the way of real growth?  Teacher’s unions damaging the American education system?  You’d think Jobs was some sort of right-wing nut, right?  Wrong.  If you look, he’s been a staunch supporter of democrats including: Nancy Pelosi, Bill Bradley (for President), Ted Kennedy, the DNC, and Rahm Emmanuel.  This is further supported by the corporate donations where Apple is one of the “bluest” companies, donating heavily to the democrats.

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