Monthly Archives: November 2011
Well, She’s Right
Michele Bachmann is perturbed by allegations against Herman Cain. “This is the year when we can’t have any surprises with our candidate,” she told Associated Press. She added, “That’s why I was the first candidate to be involved in an … Continue reading →
Highly Skeptical
The Czar is loathe to cast judgment without more facts, but come on. Really? At least she admits it’s all about “adequate [financial] support.” The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The … Continue reading →
Ah, Yes…
Thanks, Borepatch! The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the … Continue reading →
!1!Eleventybillion!!!11!!!1
It has been estimated that yesterday, the human population on Earth (we have a standing army of two million myrmidonstraining on the ice plains of Ganymede in preparation for Operation Globalwarmingzombiepocalypse, but never mind that) hit the seven billion mark. … Continue reading →
‘Puter Update And Assorted Marginalia
It’s been a while since ‘Puter’s taken time out to write concerning his rather boring life, rather than his over-the-top convictions, so here’s a status update for you. 1. ‘Puter’s off the Strattera for his ADHD. The medication had, for … Continue reading →
Place Your Bets
Okay, one of these kids is the seventh billion kid. Which is it? Place your bets, and we will reveal next month which it is. Doc will have something to say about that, too. Anyway, you should know that all … Continue reading →
What Matters
Hey, news media. America is headed for a financial crisis of epic proportions. But perhaps Kim Kardashian is more important. America is headed for a financial crisis of epic proportions. However, we should probably focus on the fact Jessica Simpson … Continue reading →