Well, She’s Right
Michele Bachmann is perturbed by allegations against Herman Cain. “This is the year when we can’t have any surprises with our candidate,” she told Associated Press.
She added, “That’s why I was the first candidate to be involved in an outrageous public display of ridiculous behavior when I hurled a television set from the 18th floor of my Philadelphia hotel room last year. Not Rick Perry, and certainly not Ron Paul shooting pigeons from the roof of a Sonoma car wash this summer. And that’s why Barack Obama will be a one term president!”
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.