Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 1
The advent calendar started with German Lutherans who would physically count down the days to Christmas starting on December 1st. It has morphed into the modern ones which are traditionally cardboard/plastic frames with small doors that are opened on each day to reveal a small treat – usually a piece of chocolate.
Well, the Gormogons love presents (seriously, the Mandarin needs a new pair of gut-kicking boots, so if you want to send them along, let us know and we’ll tell you where you can send them) and this year, we went all out on an advent calendar. We drew straws and ‘Puter gets day 1. His prize is pictured below:
Of course, the rest of us fell out of our chairs snickering as we pictured ‘Puter driving about the hinterlands in this. And yet, ‘Puter screams.
Tune in tomorrow to see who drew day 2.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.