All of your Gormogons were toddlers once (and some would posit that ‘Puter still is one), and all of your Gormogons have experienced the joy that is raising toddlers. Their sense of wonder and curiosity, their innocence, and their innate ability to prevent you from having a complete conversation with your spouse, or any human being who is on the other side of a telephone while they are awake.

Well, Dr. J. has spent the last week putting the finishing touches on an illustrated guide to the regions of the brain responsible for those toddler-tastic behaviors that we all know and love. He has to thank Melissa Balmain for her medical art skills.

If you are in need of stereotactic ablations of any specific sites, please bring the lil buggers to the Castle on Tuesdays and Wednedays for consultations. As this isn’t covered by insurance, nor will it be covered by Guv’mint-healthcare, please bring cash, check, livestock, pies or rare earth metals as payment. We are also experimenting with temporary nerve blocks, as a replacement for particle beam bombardment, to limp toddlers through until the brain normalizes, but we charge double for that. 2-1B and FX-7’s erbium-tungsten ion power-supplies are expensive to maintain.

Dr. J.