From realpolitics.com

“On Tuesday at the State of the Union, I laid out my vision for how we move forward,” President Obama said at a campaign event in Las Vegas, Nevada. “I laid out a blueprint for an economy that’s built to last, that has a firm foundation. Where we’re making stuff and selling stuff and moving it around and UPS drivers are dropping things off everywhere.”

Mr. President, making, moving, and selling requires something called energy. You use it to do work. The cheaper the energy is, the easier it will be for America to get back to work. Feel free to call Dr. J. if you have any questions on the relationship between economic policy. His number is 1-800-Cas-Gorm, ext. 1977, and leave a message with 2-1B. We’ll have the Lil Resident call you back since she’s learning all simple machines and qualitative physics this π’th grade at the Jedi Academy…

Dr. J.