To: The Dread and Awful Czar

From: Dr. J., aka Darth Medicus, Sith Lord and Royal Surgeon

Re: Delayed Receipt of Mallort Flavored Preggie Pops

Dear The Czar:

As you know, the Flyers defeated the Blackhawks two nights ago.

Dr. J. has yet to receive his Mallort Flavored Preggie Pops per the terms of our wager. Dr. J. understands that the DPRK is still mourning the loss of Kim Jong Il, so the wild boar dinner party at Siniuju or gift card to Everest is understandibly delayed, however Dr. J. was looking forward to the antiemetic and hallucinogenic goodness that is wormwood based candy. He suspects that instead of overnighting it the Czar hired some new patchouli scented slacker courier, contributing to the lower unemployment to 8.5%. Well, that courier is taking his sweet time down I-65 and needs someone to light a lil fire under his ass.

Warmest Regards,

Dr. J.

Dr. J.