Quandary
An interesting situation.
The populist Mitt Romney cannot get elected without support of conservatives, which his numbers show is still quite lacking.
The conservative Rick Santorum cannot get elected without support of a wide swath of Americans, which his numbers show is also quite lacking.
The Czar suspects it could be easier for Santorum to change that image—since he is still relatively unknown to most non-conservative voters—than for Mitt Romney to convince conservatives he is Calvin Coolidge.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.