As Ron Paul voters slowly realize that their hope for legalized drugs might have fared better with Buddy Roemer, they gnaw in their desperation. As we have seen many times, they lash out in their Libertarian intolerance at anything that pokes fun at Ron Paul. Here is an angry piece of mail the Czar received on this morning’s accurately named Update from Planet Paul, which the Czar provides in the exact same editing with which he received it:

ron paul doesn’t need secret service

I bet he has his own protaction, which he can trust.
and if herman cain had secret service protection, why so shocked?
p.s. margaret thatcher’s a haggard elitist. the ramshackled bitch can suck on these

Many months from now, when Ron Paul wonders what he could have done differently to appeal to more voters, he might consider disassociating himself from the people who seem to support him the most. Yes, it is true that most people—in either party—decline to take Ron Paul seriously. Then again, there is reason why.

Best of luck.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.