Were Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. to produce more offspring, our birth plan might require a flight to Taiwan for the delivery. While it might affect that child’s ability to run for president of the United States, it would be worth it. Dr. J. would spring extra if ‘Puter could be the doula. You see, there is this Hello Kitty themed maternity ward in Yuanlin Taiwan…

And now to the video…

Dr. J.