Since it appears that the Obama Administration doesn’t understand the word “recovery” and now doesn’t appear to understand the word, “secret”, we may need to look at their vocabulary skills.

When you have a classified program that is working against terrorism or protecting American interests, then you keep it secret.  That means not discussing with people that don’t have a need to know.  This is pretty basic stuff.  Eighty percent of the folks living in and around the DC area should understand this as it’s commonplace to have a friend, family member or co-worker that works for or supports the Intelligence Community or the intelligence arm of the DoD.  This also means that any discussion with the press must be cleared by your cognizant security office.

Instead, we get articles like this one in the NY Times which likely not only discusses our cyber-intelligence efforts too much but also shows the VP tossing our close ally, Israel, under the bus.

Seriously, how hard is: “I have no comment”.  “It’s classified.”  “You don’t have a need to know.”  “I’m sorry, I can’t discuss that.”  “Pound sand dirt bag – you don’t need to know it and I’m not saying one G***@!@&!*@(!&&& word so you can get a byline.   F@&@*!@*!”   “I can neither confirm nor deny that.”

Seemingly, the Obama Administration is being transparent when it comes to national security – at least the parts we should keep secret – and not transparent in the running of non-defense related parts of our government.

Could these guys look or act like bigger clowns?

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