Sorkgasm, Sarkgasm, Sarcasm
I really wasn’t planning on writing about Aaron Sorkin or “Newsroom” and all the hoopla that is surrounding it. I could really care less – I don’t watch it and actually don’t subscribe to HBO. It didn’t pass the cost-benefit analysis in our house. Plus, I have plenty of other shows that I’d rather watch (NCIS, Fringe, Warehouse 13, Sherlock, The Finder, White Collar, Burn Notice, etc. etc. – if you want to debate any, feel free to hit me up on our Twitter or email).
In the past, I’ve been a fan of Aaron Sorkin’s work. That is not to say that I’m a fan of Sorkin himself and in many cases I didn’t even know or take the time to find out that Sorkin was involved. So in this morning’s drive around the internet, I made my regular stop at a Friend of the Gormogons’ (FotG) site, Jonathan Last. He had a brilliant seven-minute splice from various Sorkin shows illustrating that the well isn’t too deep for Mr. Sorkin. As Jonathan terms it: self-plagarism. I’ve included the piece below:
I was a huge fan of Sports Night – even with its various criticisms: laugh track during first season, sometimes reliant on the repetitive banter (“Really?” “Really.” “Really!”) and plenty of sarcasm (Sorkin’s trademark) but it had interesting characters that were generally well-acted and the dialogue was above-par for most of what was on TV at that time. It was a novel show – there was no other behind-the-scenes at a sportscast TV show. The Social Network was entertaining and A Few Good Men brought us memorable quotes that have been integrated into common discussions. I never got into The West Wing or Studio 60.
So, largely I was ignoring the whole tizzy about Newsroom until I came across Jonathan’s post (which admittedly, nerdily, I thought read, “Sarkgasm!” in some odd reference to the antagonist in the original Tron movie) which, in his summary, summarized how I feel about Sorkin:
My enjoyment of Sorkin’s work may be aided by the fact that I’ve never paid much attention to his off-screen self.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.